Tuesday, 2 April 2013

Reflections on living like a snail




31st March 2013

45 or so days on we’ve given up our cosy camper van and set off for pastures new, across the Tasman Sea. Before we get there here’s some thoughts on our snail like existence over the past few weeks.

Snails not slugs. Let’s get one thing straight first. There are those that refer to camper vans as “slugs”.  We think snails is a better description as like the snail, we’ve carried our house with us and being “responsible campers” we haven’t left trails of slimy stuff behind us! Our van also had a 3 litre engine and certainly kept up a good speed.  

Adapting to a small space. Living in a camper van is basically posh camping. Space is limited, though there were more cupboards and hidey holes than we’d expected. There was even room for a reasonable wine cellar to accommodate the fruits of our winery visits.  
We quickly learnt that we had to be relatively tidy and to adopt a routine that meant that we could make best use of the space and the facilities offered on the camp sites. The van had a wet room with loo and shower but after using the latter once, we realised that it was much better to use the “ablutions” on site. The loo was mostly used at night to avoid unseemly dashes in the cold! 

The Camper Van Dance Step. If you spend much time in a camper van you quickly develop a new sort of dance move. Depending on the build and number of occupants it involves breathing in, twisting and shuffling so that the two of you can pass each other in a confined space. We perfected this move at meal times when cooking facilities, fridge, crockery and cutlery were all in the same small space at one end of the van. Useful therefore if you are fairly intimate with your travel companions at the start, because you will be by the end of your journey!

Solo jobs. Bedtime was always fun in the van.  (Don’t worry this isn’t going to get too personal)! Making up the bed involved a fair amount of crawling around and we quickly worked out that it was better done by just one of us. Dismantling it the next morning was also a one person job but much easier. 

Comfort and convenience. Despite our fears, the van was pretty comfortable with good driving and passenger seats and a firm bed in which we slept well. When driving you sit up high which gives a great view of the awesome scenery we travelled through. Overall there’s an enormous advantage in being able to move around at your own pace and not having to unpack at each new venue.

Rating the Camp Sites. Camp sites in NZ are rated by “Qualmark” who use a star system between 1 and 5. We quickly devised our own assessment system which sometimes differed from the official version. Most important (to us anyway) was the quality of the loos and showers. Cleanliness and design differed quite markedly even on sites with the same rating. All had the basics such as hot water and individual shower cubicles but the design of these made such a difference. In case you think us picky bear in mind is that we had to dress in the van, then undress in the shower cubicle, shower and get dressed again so the number of hooks for clothes, ability to keep clothes and feet dry while dressing and whether there was a basket for shampoo and other paraphernalia in the shower took on an importance probably not appreciated by the official rating agency. Certainly far more importance than whether or not there was a “spa” (hot tub) and bouncy cushion for the kids.
What else made a difference? Helpful and knowledgeable staff, good internet access (we needed to keep our readers up to date!)  and sensibly designed water and dump facilities. For those new to van camping, the latter is where you empty the grey water and nasties from the loo. Some were amazingly inaccessible! 

The winner is. Not surprisingly then our favourite site was that at Franz Joseph which had pretty much everything. Fantastic views over the glacier, great staff, good internet and at a block of individual bathrooms, each with their own shower and toilet! Heaven! We stayed 3 nights it was so good!

The not so good bits. Of course we were novices at this camping lark and not everything went well. Twice we set off only to be met by flashing lights and horns from other campers (luckily while were still on site) which we eventually realised meant that we’d forgotten to unplug the electricity cable before setting off and were trailing a tell-tale orange lead behind us!
On another occasion we’d stopped in the middle of nowhere for lunch. When we backed out of this very rural site we were somewhat startled by a bang! Turned out to be a badly placed rock that had leapt up and made a nasty dent in our rear bumper. Turned out to be an expensive lunch as it cost us our insurance excess
And then there was there was the temporary blindness in Wellington which meant that we didn’t spot the sign on the parking metre saying that it was suspended. So not only did we pay $8 to park for 2 hours but a further $40 parking fine! In our defence it was raining pretty hard and we’d never been to Wellington before. 

All in all, our camper van experience was a good one and we'd recommend it when exploring large areas such as NZ. 

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